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Death-Flu Chickens Roosting Outside White House
Oh god oh god somebody tell the president! A family of filthy "birds" (that is common DC parlance for "tree rats") has infiltrated the White House grounds. We must douse these animals in hand sanitizer, or boil them, or else just move them into a confined space with Joe Biden. [CNN]