Here's the first page of areal letter from some sad panda named Marvin D. Wells, one of 28 pledged Hillary Clinton delegates from Washington State who will still cast his vote for her at the national convention in August. He still hopes that Hillary can pull off a coup at the convention, you see, because without her he's "Just A Nobody." We know this because it's written in large purple fairy-tale font atop the letter. Why must Barack Obama hurt this adorable Microsoft Word '97 artist's feelings? WHY MUST BARACK OBAMA MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE A NOBODY? [PDF Letter via Slog]