Deleted Comments: Why Does Wonkette Want To Throw Democracy Down The Toilet?
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We need to get started on our pre-election substance intake (scotch, rye and half-price Halloween candy. Don't judge) so today's Dear ShitFerBrains will be brief-ish. Needless to say, the election is much on the minds of the Derpitariat, so let's put on our hip boots and wade right in.
From "Jonathan Craig," this angry reply to our Saturday story about several judicial decisions rolling back Republican attempts at voter intimidation and suppression. Mr. Craig apparently doesn't like democracy to have too much voting in it, because he watches Fox and really believes voter fraud is rampant:
Seems the anti American person who wrote this article doesn't care if illegal aliens, criminals or even dead people vote so long as they vote left. If these cases of voting leaned right this moron would probably be slamming the fraudulent process instead of fighting to uphold election fraud which to use his words throws democracy down the toilet.
Democracy is breaking out all over the USA, and it's not even Spring
So. If he really doesn't know the difference between a toilet and a well, we can only conclude Jonathan Craig is either one of those dogs on the internet, or that we definitely do not ever want to visit his survivalist compound. Sadly, his Disqus history is remarkably sparse, with only four comments: the above brilliance, a post at Breitbart saying Hillary Clinton is more corrupt and immoral than Donald Trump, a post at CNBC explaining we don't need gun control, we need Muslim control, haw-haw, and of course the inevitable post at some gaming forum complaining that when he plays Pokemon Go, "I cant et any candy for my charmander." Considering where he drinks from, we're not surprised.
Our post on the hilarious MRA meme that'll win the election for Donald Trump drew this amusing photo response from one "Louis Marschalko," an alleged human with a Pepe the Frog picture for an avatar, who thinks this dumb thing might fool anyone into thinking they've voted with their cell phone:
Heartiste, a white nationalist MRA alt-right pick-up artist Trump supporter, is pretty sure calling male Clinton supporters unmanly will make them vote for Trump.
The ad you saw was not approved by iVisionMobile OR Hillary For America in any way. To opt-in to the real HFA list, text HFA to 47246. Reply STOP to cancel.
So half a cheer for iVisionMobile, though it would have been better had the auto-reply actually said "NO, YOU DID NOT VOTE." And we'd like to introduce "Louis Marschalko" to "Jonathan Craig" so they could have a little chat about who's organizing attempts to send democracy down the toilet.
You have sort of heard of 'Travelgate,' and how Hillary Clinton is the worst crimer since Bonnie AND Clyde. But what is it? Let's remember together!
The remnants of hillbillary's democrat party are all the types who're stereotypically predisposed to ignore epidemic homosexual child rape and heroin production. these are the facts. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/21/world/asia/us-soldiers-told-to-ignore-afghan-allies-abuse-of-boys.htmlwe wrote about it and called it horrifying when it was published in 2015. It's a shocking, horrible story about the Pentagon's apparent willingness to overlook sexual abuse of boys by Afghan military commanders, for the sake of not alienating our allies -- and the story has fuck-all to do with Hillary Clinton, who, as Secretary of State, ran the State Department, not the military. Beyond his singleminded focus on this one topic, the other fun thing about "justsomeguy" was that he had a list of logical fallacies he found on the internet somewhere, and loved trotting out all the argumentam ad poopium and post hoc, ergo proctologist hawk he could find to prove everyone who replied to him was wrong. Which eventually got us to this lovely sentence:
i'm not using a fallacy wrong. you're using a fallacy wrong by using a fallacy.
We suppose that makes a certain sense -- there really is no right way to use a fallacy, huh? In any case, we would like to congratulate "justsomeguy," who appears to post about nothing else, for typing the word "pederasty" more times on Wonkette than anyone else in 2016. Not that it's a record to brag about.
And finally, in reply to our October story on Donald Trump doing all the groping, we heard from "Umina," who had Thoughts about who's credible, and why:
This is so unexpected!
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