Deleted: 'Peggy Noonan Will Educate The Young Princes, Now'
"Royal wordsmith Peggington Noonington, a columnist famous to children, noticed through her eye-vision powers a faint speckle of Light atop her oaken chiffonier. This perturbed her, for she had been in a trance, considering Modernity. She ordered her house slave, Mister Winston, to deliver her the object aglow at once, for Inspecktion. What was this Object? What magickal powers might it possess! Manyfold powers, to be sure, for 'twas a Capsule of Medicine Drugs, seventy-and-five Milli-Grammes..."
So began a post we have put at least 2.5 hours of work into, for a total of two long paragraphs.
No more. It's over. We've failed.
We've FAILED and you have every right to call us failures. It is impossible to properly write the post that so many of you have asked for, but very possible to overwrite it. You can't mock this, in the traditional sense. It's already mockery. The mockery existed before the syllabus was e'er conceived. All we can add is: Harvard, WOW.