Our goal is get through this post without comparing Dennis Miller's interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger to a sex act of any kind. So, here goes:.
Funniest bit: Arnold's tan.
Most insightful observation: California is a "very tolerant" state. (Who knew?)
Strangest revelation: Businessmen in California are getting the "Doctor Zhivago treatment."
Hardest-hitting "gotcha": "Your wife is quite a speaker!"
Biggest surprise: Despite being against driver's licenses for undocumented immigrants, Dennis Miller is not a racist. He wants you to feel free to query any of his many Mexican friends about this.
Most probing question: "Should I spit or swallow?" (Hey, almost made it!)
The rest of the show? Ack. We've been hard enough on Dennis already.