Denny Hastert Has Let Us Down!
Congressman Hastert's despicable handling of the Foley Affair has brought shame to the
Gang of Perverts Grand Old Party. For the sake of our proud party and nation, this dastardly ne'er-do-well must at Once divest himself of the Speaker's Chair, lest our Republic fall victim to rabble rousers and Perverts!
That should do the trick. According to "senior GOP House and party officials," Denny is toast if he can't "control" PageFuckerGate by tomorrow. That means every PageFuckerGate post we do today is dragging out PageFuckerGate just a little bit longer, so expect more of the same!
Hastert may have just days to save his job [U.S. News & World Report]
Resign, Mr. Speaker! [Washington Times]