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Whatcha doing, Denver? Totally forgot we were coming to town because your short term memory's shot to shit? Imagine that.

Well here is your PERSONAL REMINDER to come see us TONIGHT at Wynkoop Brewing, 1634 18th St., 6-8 p.m. We will buy you beer and appetizers!

Our Denver stop is our last on this trip (except for a wonklunch in Casper, Wyoming, tomorrow; email me at rebecca@wonkette.com if you are in the hood!). We have hugged you and kissed you in Fargo, St. Paul, Madison, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, Brooklyn, DC, Baltimore, West Virginia, Lexington, Indianapolis, NOT St. Louis (we owe you one!), and Wichita, where I got to hold Hanaka's bayyyyybeee.

It means so much to us to have you trek out to see us; it makes us feel loved, and that our dumb work matters, and also that we are King. Thank you all for sending us on this marvelous any-other-word-for-journey-because-that's-been-coopted-by-the-dating-show-people-and-if-you-say-journey-now-you're-a-douche. If there's ANY reason we bought our dumb Wonkebago, it was to drive from Montana to the #teens' Washington DC March for Our Lives, and weep with them, and have their damn backs, and pop into the teachers' walkout in Oklahoma City on our way home.

Thank you again, darling terrible ones. And you'd best get your ass to the Wynkoop tonight!

Are you a fairly regular Wonkette reader and have had a nagging little voice for some time saying "you should throw Wonkette a buck every month"? That is called your conscience. Listen to it! It feels good!

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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On Saturday, Glenn Greenwald saw a story in the New York Times about how the US is mucking around in Russia's power grid in a show of power:

In interviews over the past three months, [current and former US] officials described the previously unreported deployment of American computer code inside Russia's grid and other targets as a classified companion to more publicly discussed action directed at Moscow's disinformation and hacking units around the 2018 midterm elections.

So Glenn Greenwald, being a total Glenn Greenwald, used that moment to defend his president, Donald J. Trump, because OMG it is just crazy that the liberals and the Deep State and the Rachel Maddow think Trump is some kind of puppet of Vladimir Putin, just because he constantly acts like a puppet of Vladimir Putin.

HAW HAW, LIBS OWNED! Isn't Donald Trump always saying nobody's tougher on Russia than he is? Glenn Greenwald agrees that nobody is tougher on Russia than Donald Trump, because Donald Trump says so.

As Aaron Rupar from Vox points out, this tweet from Donald Trump arrived just about eight hours later ...

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