Despite 'Don't Panic' Cufflinks, Chris Christie Has No Idea Where His Towel Is


Chris Christie was spotted today by CNN's Jake Tapper and photographer Eric Marrapodi wearing cufflinks imprinted with "Don't Panic," the signature slogan from Douglas Adams'sHitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. However, one should not necessarily assume from this that the New Jersey Governor is a hoopy frood or that he has the slightest idea what to do with a pan-galactic gargleblaster. See our shocking photographic evidence after the jump!

First, the photo of the gubernatorial cuffs:


Ladies and gentlemen, that there crown above the words is a dead giveaway. These cufflinks are clearly patterned on a parody of the old "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters from WWII. We submit to you that these are the cufflinks of a politician who is wearing a good-luck gift, not the cufflinks of a proper fan.

Of course, there's only one way to be sure, and that's to ask him if he knows the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. If he doesn't immediately answer "42," then he is a poseur who should be sentenced to the Total Perspective Vortex, although the fucker would probably clog it all up.


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