Devil Helping Nazi Pope Rape Kids In Vatican, Hitchens Annoyed
What's the Nazi Pope and his Global Church of Child Fuckers up to these days, anyway? Whatever it is, Christopher Hitchens and Andrew Sullivan are all pissed off about it.
Apparently, priests fuck all the little boys. Which reminds us of a joke, which we won't tell, for fear of The New Republic calling everyone anti-Semitic again. Speaking of, what the fuck, Israel? Are you breaking up with us? Do we get the $3 billion a year back?
And that's all the time we have this week for "Checking in With ... Religion." Join us next week when we post a cartoon of Mohammad saying "I eat poop," in Danish. [Slate/Times of London/Andrew SullivanThe Nation]