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Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, For America

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Can't die up hereAnd here we all were thinking "chest pains." We should have known that for Dick Cheney, mild chest pains are actually mild heart attacks, and doctors have now determined that he did have one of these yesterday -- his fifth! But he didn't die so you all can make fun of him. (David Denby would not agree with this Internet logic.) (Is David Denby dead yet?) [Washington Post]
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