Dick Cheney To Chronicle Dangerous Sex Addiction, Secret Black Baby In Potboiler Memoir 'Vice: The Making Of A President'
- Most Americans are in favor of healthcare reform, as long as nothing changes. [Washington Post]
- Iranian authorities may be able to crush dissent, but they cannot crush the mighty titan Twitter. [Los Angeles Times]
- President Obama ratcheted up his rhetoric on Iran, which will surely please such important Iranian luminaries as John McCain and Lindsey Graham. [Bloomberg]
- Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi doesn't have to pay women for sex. Women pay him for sex. [Times Online]
- Dick Cheney sold his memoirs for $2 million to a Simon & Schuster imprint run by the eardrum-lacerating Fraggle Mary Matalin. [Reuters]
- Jon and Kate, everyone! They're the new Levi and Bristol, chronicling the details of their breakup loudly and in public to the embarrassment of everyone except Larry King. [AP]
