Did Mike Pence Want To Divert AIDS Money To Ex-Gay Therapy? That's Neat.
But at much of a doucher as Mike Pence is, we weren't mad until we read this, from Buzzfeed, about his 2000 congressional campaign "issues":
Here’s how the section read:• Congress should oppose any effort to put gay and lesbian relationships on an equal legal status with heterosexual marriage.
• Congress should oppose any effort to recognize homosexual’s as a “discreet and insular minority” entitled to the protection of anti-discrimination laws similar to those extended to women and ethnic minorities.
• Congress should support the reauthorization of the Ryan White Care Act only after completion of an audit to ensure that federal dollars were no longer being given to organizations that celebrate and encourage the types of behaviors that facilitate the spreading of the HIV virus. Resources should be directed toward those institutions which provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior.
We got all your sexxxy dirt on Mike Pence RIGHT HERE.
Knock us over with a feather that Donald Trump put off his vice presidential announcement. Never could have seen 'him milking it' coming!
Is there any other way to read it? What other "institutions provide assistance to those seeking to change their sexual behavior"? Because this is one of the times I would love to be wrong, because Mike Pence's 2000 proposal -- if I am reading it correctly and I don't see how I'm not -- is so ugly, it's a sin.
Fuck you Mike Pence, you hateful sickening pile of malice. You don't even get a joke at the end of this post.
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