The pundits are now referring to Afghanistan's deformed democracy as America's "awkward third nipple." [Matt Yglesias]

Hundreds of sexy wingnut biddies have propositioned Screamin' Joe Wilson with shots of tequila and lap dances. [Think Progress]

Speaking of Ol' Screamy, when was the last time you won a douchey tee shirt? [True/Slant: Michael Roston]

"Did Obama Encourage Iran's Brutal Crackdown?" That, and so much more! [Weekly Standard]

Matt Taibbi, guest editor of AMERICAblog. [AMERICAblog]