Did They Carve A Backwards 'B' On The White Person's Cheek Too, Matt?

Do you people still check out theDrudge Report thing? Yeah we don't really either. But Gawker tells us that nowadays Matt Drudge only posts articles about Barack Obama and Serena Williams and whatever other black people exist beating up white people and line judges everywhere, most likely on buses. Well, Matt's given out your lead story assignment for the night, news anchors, so let's have some rough drafts ready by four okay? [Gawker]