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Dingbat Woman Takes Down Her Christmas Tree, Because ... Senate Passed Health Care Bill

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WOW. So this lady, "Bunny," is so furious that, uhm, the Senate would pass Health Care Reform on, uhm, a working day/weekday before Christmas, that she just has no idea what to do at all, beyond call C-SPAN. So she took down her Christmas tree, and the wreath, because these are pagan symbols from the Scandanavian barbarians who worship nature and the Viking God Wōden the Senate hates Jesus' birthday that we in the Western Christian Tradition celebrate somewhat arbitrarily tomorrow, because the Roman calendar was kind of sloppy about getting Winter Solstice right, etc. Also something about "the Germans," and "genocide." Fröhliche Weihnachten! [TPM]

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