DNC Ad On 'Puppet Masters' Features Disappointing Fake Puppet John McCain

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GODDAMMIT. You get an email from the DNC saying "Hey check out our new video, it is called 'Puppet Masters,' and it is about --" and you don't even read to the end because shit, it is an ad with puppets in it, you are already clicking the clicky. Then: misery and heartbreak. This ad starts with a shitty kind of animated John McCain gesturing robotically but NO ACTUAL PUPPETS in the classical sense of, you know, some sort of three-dimensional figure operated either via strings or a hand up the butt. Jim Henson is puking with disgust somewhere in Puppet Heaven. [YouTube]

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