DNC Lets You Squeeze McCain's Black Barrel, For Pleasure
John McCain visited an oil rig today, now that the weather's cleared up. On this oil rig he talked about, well we don't know, maybe how he refuses to endorse Congress' energy bill compromise? And then some DNC mole started handing out this "kit" to reporters on the scene. As you can see, the kit can be arranged into a cock-and-balls sort of arrangement. The black oil barrel in the middle is actually a stress toy. So when you are angry you can squeeze it as you would John McCain's stubby black cock. [ Political Wire , The Trail ]