Sometimes you just have to go to Mexico for two weeks and "work" from there (shut up yes I have been) and then make a party and invite all your friends you haven't met yet! But Editrix, you have been whining, we do not want to go San Miguel de Allende, just a quick three hour jaunt from Mexico City, to see you and Senorita Lisa Wines and let you buy us bebidas, because we are REAL Mexicans and not turistas estupidas! Well, fair enough. More for us. But you should know, before you say no, that Miss Wines has about as little will-power when dranking as I do. Some cabeza comida for you, or "brain eating"!
So we will meet at the bar on the roof of Azoteo tomorrow (Saturday) at 5 p.m. for some noshes (not brains) and Havana Club siete ano. Over-under on people joining us is "one."
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
