Okay, all aboard, the next stop of the Sarah Palin's Preemptive Book Tour will be... the Oprah Winfrey show! The big day is the 16th of November—the book is being released on the the day after—so you should just go ahead and pencil in these important dates. Or you know what, use pen. This isOprah, alright, not some backwoods three-foodstamps-a-couple picnic with Palin's constituents that she'd normally just skip out on. It's Hollywood by way of Chicago, baby—she'll be there. Also: We shudder to consider what truly horrific thing Oprah must have done in her past that somehow only Meg Stapleton knows about. What is the equivalent, in murders, of writing Going Rogue? [HuffPost]