Does It Make You Porny?
* Ron Paul's gonna get banned from debates just cause he's the only one who knows the truth about 9/11. [ Election Central ]
* Dennis Kucinich is still a "whiny ass motherfucker who stands on a box so he doesn't look like a little midget." [ PrezVid ]
* U.S. Mint knows Americans only like spending money with dead white dudes on it. [ Suitably Flip ]
* Larry Flynt's mumbling respect for Jerry Falwell. [ YouTube ]
* Jenna Jameson endorses Hillary. [ LAist ]
* John McCain autograph on heavy paper doorstop: $200. [ On Call ]