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Diabetes is a terrible, terrible disease, but you can cure it for everyone this very Saturday by dodging balls at the5th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament. This isn't a cheap sporting event -- cost is $500 dollars for a team of six to ten players -- BUT IT'S FOR CHARITY, PEOPLE.


So, figure if you can get a team of 10 people together, it's $50 bucks a person, which isn't that much. Plus, if you can find people to sponsor you for the $50 bucks, you are helping rid the world of the insulin industry by helping find a cure for the disease.

Registration for the event will be accepted until 9PM on Friday. This means that you must find people soon, as in RIGHT NOW, who like throwing balls, for charity. Get it together, save the planet, and then go eat a fatty ass doughnut to congratulate yourself for all your hard work.

5th Annual Dodging Diabetes Charity Dodgeball Tournament. Saturday, March 20, 2010. Champions Field House.

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