DOJ Asks: Are You a Hack?
Could it be -- did Alberto Gonzales... lie? America's Beloved Attorney General... a perjurer? The Justice Department's Inspector General is investigating, and as part of that investigation they've sent out a handy "are you a political hack" questionnaire to hundreds of Justice employees. The Post has the .pfd -- and you can fill it out at home!
We've exclusively obtained a partially-completed questionnaire by an unnamed Justice Department employee, who was interviewed for an non-political position by Monica Goodling, Alberto Gonzales, Kyle Sampson, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Irving Kristol, and comedian Dennis Miller. As you can see, a few questions went over the line.
Once the investigation is complete, three years from now, we can finally force Gonzales to resign.