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DoJ Very Concerned About Satisfying Claimants

The city of Albuquerque, New Mexico settled a lawsuit with the Justice Department in 2004 over racial discrimination against a group of anonymous American Indians. DoJ sent out a letter to Gallup residents this week informing them that their last day to call for a portion of the settlement was fast approaching. It included a phone number at the bottom to call Justice to stake a claim. This is Wonkette, so you can guess what happened next.


"Hey there sexy guy," the sultry female voice greeted them, "go one-on-one with hot, horny girls from around the country."

Yes, due to a hilarious "typo," the Justice Department briefly became much, much more exciting. All for just 99 cents per minute, which is probably less than Justice actually ends up costing to arrest Tommy Chong or whatever the hell they do.

Hot Topic of Conversation [Gallup Independent]

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