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Don Young Predicts Ted Stevens Will Be Next Richard Nixon, As A Compliment

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Alaska Congressman andenemy to interns Don Young still loves his partner in corruption, Ted Stevens. This corrupt duo remembers being corrupt together ever since their corrupt days eating corrupt sandwiches with corrupt Richard Nixon and then corrupting each other's wives: "I can remember Richard Nixon, you know, his years of service, what he’s done, and everybody [was] ridiculing him, and he ended up being the greatest president in the history of our century. ... The Senator will be re-elected. He will appeal it. When he does go, he will win it because there’s no way this is a jury of his peers." Much like corrupt Ted Stevens, corrupt Don Young will also lose his corrupt seat this year. [Roll Call]

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