Donald Trump, our American president, is very famous for not apologizing. Like, the one time he did apologize, for grabbing unconsenting puss and bragging about it, it came out like this:

"I've said some foolish things, but there's a big difference between the words and actions of other people. Bill Clinton has actually abused women and Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed and intimidated his victims."

That is just a very good apology. FOR BILL CLINTON DOING RAPE.

But, according to the Turkish president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, there's one other time President Trump apologized, and it was to Turkey, for that unfortunate time the Turkish president's bodyguards all got indicted for going wilding on American protesters, in America, as the Turkish president directed them personally from the back seat of his sweet ride.

Via PBS:

“Actually, President Trump called me about a week ago about this issue. He said that he was sorry, and he told me that he was going to follow up on this issue when we come to the United States within the framework of an official visit.”

An official visit! Who does the Turkish president think he is, the dictator of the Philippines?

During that small scuffle, Turkish bodyguards complained that the DC police weren't "intervening" in Americans protesting the Turkish dictator, "so the guards moved in to disperse them." They did this by choking out women, and kicking the teeth out of old men's heads. Then they demanded an apology.

Turkish diplomats, though, criticized the local police for failing to quell an “unpermitted” and “provocative” demonstration.

The Turkish foreign ministry’s statement on Monday went even further, criticizing “the inability of U.S. authorities to take sufficient precautions at every stage of the official program.” And it demanded that the United States conduct a “full investigation of this diplomatic incident and provide the necessary explanation.”

Sarah Huckabee Sanders says no apology, no apology, YOU'RE the apology.

But who are you going to believe? The thug who sets his goons on people and fixed the last election, or the Turkish president?


Rebecca Schoenkopf

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