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NewsJanuary 14, 2016 05:51 PM
Donald Trump Eats Ted Cruz's Canadian Bacon: GOP Debate Liveblog
No, YOUR mom's from Canada
Hey you, wake up! The Republican undercard second-tier losers' debate for extra-loser losers is over and now it's time to watch Donald Trump and the other prime-time losers shout at Fox Business Network for asking mean questions like "Dr. Carson, you awake, buddy?" and "Why is Jeb Bush?" and "Security, can you please remove Rand Paul from the stage because he was NOT invited?" and "Ted Cruz, how come you aren't running for president of Canada, WHERE YOU'RE FROM?"
Ready? Shut up, let's do it anyway.