Donald Trump Flicks Original Zinger At Racist Pocahontas Lady Elizabeth Warren


Uh oh, sounds like somebody didn't like getting his punk ass kicked by Elizabeth Warren Monday morning:

"[Elizabeth Warren] made up her heritage, which I think is racist. I think she’s a racist, actually, because what she did was very racist," Trump reportedly said.

"We call her Pocahontas for a reason. She said she’s 5 percent Native American. She was unable to prove it. She used the fact that she was Native American to advance her career. Elizabeth Warren is a total fraud. I know it. Other people who work with her know it. Elizabeth Warren is a total fraud."

Ho-kay. If you have forgotten the "Pocahontas" thing, perhaps because you don't mainline wingnut blog-o-turds and call it your primary "news source," it started during the 2012 campaign between Sen. Warren and former Sen. Scott Brown, whose ass she beat. Warren has always claimed to have a little bit of Native American heritage, but because wingnuts have not been able to produce the long-form birth certificate what lists her mommy and daddy with names like "Squanto The War-Whooper," they assume she is lying, and that her entire career is a fraud. It's not a thing normal people care about, but your dumbass rightwing uncle probably holds his sides and pees a little every time somebody calls her "Pocahontas." LOL-ahontas, amirite????

Guess who else has been out there singing "Colors Of The Wind" in a mocking tone toward Sen. Warren again? Scott Brown, of course!

"She's not Native American, she's not 1/32nd, she has no Native American background, except for what her family told her," Brown told reporters on a Trump campaign call happening hours after Hillary Clinton and Warren appeared at an event together. "The easy answer, as you all know, is that Harvard and Penn can release those records, she can authorize the release of those records, she can take a DNA test, she can release the records herself. There's never been any effort," Brown said.

Because nobody gives a fuck, you naked man baby.

This just goes to show two things are true:

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]Number one, when Liz Warren goes after Trump -- like here and here and here and here and here -- it gets WAY under Donald Trump's weak, thin skin. Also, apparently, it still hurts poor little Scott Brown, right in his Feelings Hole.

[wonkbar]<a href=""></a>[/wonkbar]And secondly, holy bejesus, is that all they got? We've already seen Trump's flaccidattempts to hit back against Hillary, and they are SAD. But just coughing the word "Pocahontas" in Warren's general direction and expecting the average American voter to get it, or laugh, or not back away from Trump slowly, is the epitome of pathetic.

What a non-terrific, un-tremendous loser Trump is turning out to be. Point and laugh, everyone!

[The New Civil Rights Movement / CNN]

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