Donald Trump Gives Self Credit For Most Exciting Oscars Screw-Up Ever, Because Of Course He Does
Matt Boyle, the child succubus of Dead Breitbart's Home For Nazis And Also Oval Office Interviews, got to interview the president, Donald Trump, in the Oval Office, which is Donald Trump's office now, about all his Important And Exclusive Trump-Brand Oscar Thoughts, and we think we will have a little lie-down, just as soon as we bring you this important zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Right. The Oscars. It was the most exciting thing that had happened in years -- Leonardo DiCaprio stole the card, or something, the Internet is not clear, and Faye Dunaway pronounced La La Land the winner, but really Moonlight was the winner, and it was all very crazy, and here is a picture of The Rock when it was all going down.
note that in this moment of panic and confusion, ben affleck looks to matt damon for reassurance pic.twitter.com/eTAJqmrICW— Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh) February 27, 2017
LOL The Rock! Heart you! Anyway, Donald Trump had Big Thoughts on what sad disgraceful losers they all are, because of course he does, this is all he cares about:
President Donald Trump, in an exclusive interview with Breitbart News in the Oval Office, said that the Academy Awards failure on Sunday evening was due in large part to Hollywood’s obsessive focus on politics—attacking him, generally speaking.
Trump told Breitbart News in the exclusive interview that the Oscar fail may have been avoided had Hollywood’s finest focused less on attacking him and more on getting the event’s details right.
“I think they were focused so hard on politics that they didn’t get the act together at the end,” President Trump said. “It was a little sad. It took away from the glamour of the Oscars. It didn’t feel like a very glamorous evening. I’ve been to the Oscars. There was something very special missing, and then to end that way was sad.”
So Donald Trump a) took credit for the most exciting thing to happen at the Oscars forever, but b) forgot to mention how many electoral college votes he received so we are not sure it counts, and then c) took away the wrong meaning from the whole thing, which was not that it was "sad," but that the white heroes gave the black people the Oscar they had won, even though, I don't know, they could have kept it or something? The lady at the Boston Globe thought so anyway, and then the Rest of the Internet had some Thoughts about that and oh my goodness, I am so so tired.
Anyway, fuck it, Donald Trump probably IS responsible for it, somehow, like when Zaphod Beeblebrox comes out of the Total Perspective Vortex all chill and mellow and thinking it is probably time for some Pan-Galactic Gargleblasters.
What time is it? It is time for Gargleblasters and also OPEN THREAD.
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