Donald Trump Gives Self Credit For Most Exciting Oscars Screw-Up Ever, Because Of Course He Does

Matt Boyle, the child succubus of Dead Breitbart's Home For Nazis And Also Oval Office Interviews, got to interview the president, Donald Trump, in the Oval Office, which is Donald Trump's office now, about all his Important And Exclusive Trump-Brand Oscar Thoughts, and we think we will have a little lie-down, just as soon as we bring you this important zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Right. The Oscars. It was the most exciting thing that had happened in years -- Leonardo DiCaprio stole the card, or something, the Internet is not clear, and Faye Dunaway pronounced La La Land the winner, but really Moonlight was the winner, and it was all very crazy, and here is a picture of The Rock when it was all going down.

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