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MAGA: The Not America Edition

Donald Trump has been so successful at Making America Great Again that he's taking a few moments out of his "working vacation" at his golf course in New Jersey to help Make Not America Great, too! Last Tuesday, he waddled in off the links to ad lib some bullshit about fire and fury at North Korea's Boy Despot. Then, on Friday, Trump put down the putter to shake his tiny fists at Venezuela and shout, DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE.

We have many options for Venezuela, including a possibly military option if necessary.

Yesterday, the devil came here. Right here. Right here. And it smells of sulfur still today, this table that I am now standing in front of.

We were so innocent then!

[WaPoFinancial Times / Miami Herald / CNN / CNN, again / WaPo, again / Business Insider]

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