Donald Trump Loves This Freakin' Videogame Rip-Off Cause It's The Best Freakin' Videogame Rip-Off

We were too lazy to 'shop in Christie and Carson for the aliens
Donald Trump saw a video tweeted by a Trump fan that he really liked, and so he retweeted it. But Jesus H Christ in a laser turret, what a video it is: a loving Trumpanization of the trailer for BioWare's video game Mass Effect 2, complete with solemn voice-overs by Martin Sheen. Gaze upon the majesty of this thing (and consider turning your speakers down if you're at "work"):
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!https://t.co/4uWRyTeEr3
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 4, 2016
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