We were too lazy to 'shop in Christie and Carson for the aliens


Donald Trump saw a video tweeted by a Trump fan that he really liked, and so he retweeted it. But Jesus H Christ in a laser turret, what a video it is: a loving Trumpanization of the trailer for BioWare's video game Mass Effect 2, complete with solemn voice-overs by Martin Sheen. Gaze upon the majesty of this thing (and consider turning your speakers down if you're at "work"):

Doktor Zoom

Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.

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