Donald Trump Very Angry Google's Hiding All The Bad News About Hillary Clinton
You can always count on some dope to misspell exactly what you need
One thing we like about Donald Trump is that he's always teaching us new things about our world and how it really works, like how Mexico's government secretly controls which people cross the border without documents, or how thousands of imaginary Muslims danced in the streets of New Jersey as the World Trade Centers fell, or how crime rates are the exact opposite of what all the statistics say they are. So we shouldn't be at all surprised he's got some funny ideas about the interwebs, too, claiming at a rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa, that a nonexistent "Google poll" has him winning, while Google the search engine is also hiding all the bad news about Hillary Clinton:
Video: Donald Trump just accused Google of "suppressing the bad news about Hillary Clinton" pic.twitter.com/88TSU5VzJN
— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) September 29, 2016
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