Donald Trump Was The First To Sign Holocaust Memorial Yearbook's Crack
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Donald Trump, your president, visited Yad Vashem, the official Holocaust memorial in Jerusalem.
They asked him to sign the guestbook.
He must have heard "yearbook."
Or maybe he just can't read and write real good, because he's stupid.
Regardless, this is what came out:
"YOOOOGE! TREMENDOUS! JEWISH STUFF!"
"We are going to have SO MUCH FUN THIS SUMMER!"
"I was the first to sign yr crack haw haw haw!"
Oy vey and bloody hell.
To make you sadder, here is what President Obama wrote, when invited to do the same thing:
I am grateful to Yad Vashem and all of those responsible for this remarkable institution. At a time of great peril and promise, war and strife, we are blessed to have such a powerful reminder of man's potential for great evil, but also our capacity to rise up from tragedy and remake our world."
Let our children come here, and know this history, so that they can add their voices to proclaim 'never again.' And may we remember those who perished, not only as victims, but also as individuals who hoped and loved and dreamed like us, and who have become symbols of the human spirit.
That's right, words like that freely flow from Obama's pen, whereas if they had let Trump keep writing, it wouldn't have been long before he started scribbling about how funny all the snacky treats in "Middle East" and also "Israel" are, and he is not going to eat that weird food, because HE. FUCKING. WANTS. DO-WEEEEEEEEE-TOS!
Business Insider has the notes left at Yad Vashem by President George W. Bush, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton, when she was secretary of State. Dubya's was shorter than Trump's, but somehow less embarrassing. Laura's was brief, but lovely. Hillary's was, unsurprisingly, beautiful like a common Obama note.
Go read them, and then sign each other's yearbook cracks in the comments or whatever, because this is your open thread.
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