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Don't Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn't Blow Up Again

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Let's see, we've only had five actual Space Shuttles, and two of them have blown up -- killing everyone aboard and bumming out the nation for weeks/months -- and actually Endeavor was built of old Challenger replacement parts after that shuttle exploded shortly after launch, meaning we started with just four, and half of that original fleet blew up, and it was horrifying. So what's a good headline for the Atlantis making a safe landing after its final pointless orbits around Earth? Yes, yes, "Space Shuttle Atlantis Boom Adieu" should work nicely. Bonus points for using French, too, so we can suspect terrorism.

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