Dreamboat Justin Trudeau Defeats Trump's Bizarre Bully Handshake Thing With His Normal-Sized Hands
Shaking hands. It is a thing we do to prove we come in peace, because of how we are not secreting any daggers! Like, it goes back to Greece, 500 years BCE. Unless you are our president, Donald Trump, who uses it once again to prove he is "dominant" and will hump your wife.
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Have you seen it? Everybody started noticing it over the weekend, when he did it to the poor Japanese prime minister.
Then people noted he had done it to his own Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch.
Frankly, it seems like the kind of thing you would learn on an "alt-right" MRA website to prove you are not a cuck. Those guys are exhausting.
Well, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is nobody's beta because he is super secure in his
handsomeness masculinity, whether he is wearing pink in front of rainbow flags, or greeting Syrian refugees he's not even scared of.
Trudeau has come to the US to meet our dipshit "president," and unlike what's been happening with the Trump administration, his people actually prepared him. Let's watch!
Notice how Trudeau does the 'alpha shoulder grab' before Trump can do the 'alpha rip his arm off' handshake.pic.twitter.com/ByGqMfeVFr— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) February 13, 2017
You can see two distinct moments when Trump tries to pull his arm like they are Indian wrestling, but Trudeau has already braced himself against Trump's shoulder, and also he is waaaay stronger, and does not allow him the satisfaction.
Of course, Trudeau is also not a 70-year-old man who's "fatigued" at 5 p.m., but rather is six-foot-four and full of muscles.
Just kidding, he is puny and tiny and only six-foot-two.
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