Look, we know. When you log into MySpace, one of the "cool new people" it offers up for your stalking purposes is a presidential candidate. We've already run two examples of this due to a guest editor mixup. Yet still, you send them in. By the dozens, every day, screengrabs of Dennis Kucinich and Rudy Giuliani and Ron Paul in the little corner box next to two random idiot teenagers.

So let's cut a deal. You stop emailing us "cool new Presidential candidates" and in exchange we'll show you the only one we've seen so far that's actually funny:

Loser we have no argument with, but does RID shampoo count as a drug?