Drunk Drivers on Jihad Against Candidates' Kids

She's cute, and those who say otherwise are jerks.Cate Edwards was driving along Friday afternoon, minding her own business, when a drunk driver smashed into her car from behind. She wasn't hurt, but for those keeping score, this makes 2 children of our illustrious Presidential candidates who have been in random low-speed car accidents this month. Someone hit John Mark Huckabee's ride in Iowa already. Either the drunks of the world have started a secret war against the Presidential candidates, or the MADD lobbyists are coming up with some really creative strategies. [CNN, ABC]

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