Duck Hunting Stamp Card Directs You To Hot Phone Sex Line

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Every year duck hunters have to get a stamp showing they're allowed to shoot these animals that Cindy McCain enjoysbothering so much, and the cards that the stamp goes on have a hilarious misprint! Instead of giving you the number to order more duck stamps, it gives you the number where you can have sexytalk with pretty ladies for $1.99 a minute. And that, friends, is the difference between 1-800-STAMP24 and 1-800-TRAMP24. Silly Fish and Wildlife Service, with your accidental sex shenanigans! [Star-Tribune]

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