DVR Alert! NBC To Air 'Law & Order: Duggar Fingers Unit' This Fall
Get him, Olivia!
You knew it was coming, even if you hadn't thought about it. No, not another revelation about Josh Duggar playing Hey Diddle Diddle with his fingers inside another porn star! (Those will come soon, we are sure, but not right now.) No, it's time for the ARTISTIC REENACTMENTS of the nasty icky grossness that is the Duggar family to begin. First up?
In "Patrimonial Burden," the Wednesday, Nov. 4, episode of the long-running NBC drama, the squad investigates a famous reality TV family after it's discovered the 13-year-old daughter is pregnant. Naturally, there's a web of secrets at play in with this virtuous family. [...]
"With the Duggar one, it was like the double-whammy because it was his sisters and the fact—I mean, honestly, I feel like we're dealing with some topics this season that feel a bit meatier than some lunatic fringe family...I wouldn't mind doing one just because I have never been so infuriated with someone's level of hypocrisy, and lying, and then displacement of responsibility onto something else," Peter Scanavino, Detective Carisi on the show, told press on set of SVU prior to the season premiere. "When I think about that guy, it boils my blood, I will say."
It boils our blood too, Detective Carisi! As Huffington Post points out, the program is no stranger to ripping news from the headlines and writing storylines based on it, having "covered Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child, Paula Deen's racism scandal and Trayvon Martin's story in the past." And now the yucky Duggars!
So, huh! TLC might have banned Josh Duggar from prematurely jizzing during a nekkid sidehug with a porning lady on its network, but who knew that Josh would find a away to make an appearance on NBC that doesn't involve the words, "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen"?
This is just really exciting. Of course, Josh is still in the Bone No More Sex Rehab for Christians who have backslidden right out of their faith and frontslidden into family members, strange women and/or both. So maybe he won't get to see his big teevee appearance. Or MAYBE the sex rehab can do all its inmates a solid and throw a special viewing party as a reward for No Forbidden Boning For Two Months or something like that. (As if Josh Duggar EVER will get that ribbon, he's probably gotten his bean blessed by his bunkmate, in the biblical sense, at least fifty times by now.)
We look forward to watching Detective Olivia Benson throw the "Josh" character in the slammer for a long, long time. And ooh, idea, NBC, to make this episode EVEN BETTER. Bring Christopher Meloni back for a guest appearance as Elliott Stabler, just this one time! Don't even worry about writing him into the plot, fifteen minutes of him walking around in his underwear should be fine:
As always, we will be in our bunk.