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Eastern Washington Wonkers, Are You Spokane For?

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Seattle People, looking spunky. We hate spunky.

It is Friday, Yr Wonkette's back end (that's website talk) has been cranky all afternoon like a digital babby that needs a nap, and we are all stuck in the stupidest timeline. The one way we know it's not actually hell is that there are still adorable doggies and kitties and sloths, no to mention toddlers preschoolers named Donna Rose, and of course you, you lovely wonderful readers of ourn. And if you're in Eastern Washington or its environs, you can come out to meet Yr Editrix, Yr Shypixel, and Yr one day Benevolent Monarch Donna Rose come this Sunday in the Evergreen State's second-largest city, Spokane!


The big whoop-ti-do will run from 2 to 5 pm at Audubon Park, 3405 N Milton St. And yes it is outside and yes you can and should bring kids and dogs. Join us for grilling things and bring a dish to share (if you're able; honestly, there's always so much food, forget we said anything even, you're golden, we love you.) Maybe bring a sweater, we worry about chills. Haha we kid, the forecast is for freaking 91 degrees. But it doesn't hurt to be prepared.

If you are shy you are not obliged to be in pictures like the one up top, which Dok took in Seattle and that was as things were winding down, even. But you may want to! Here is another, with Dok, who still needs to stick to his keto diet, and Donna Rose, who does not need to worry about carbs, thank you. She informed us that we have a beaver on our shirt, and if she says it's a beaver, it's a beaver.

Now get to your weekending and we'll all just hope the Manafort verdict leaves us alone until MONDAY.

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