ECONOMY TO COLLAPSE FURTHER AT NEWS OF ANOTHER CHENEY BRUSH WITH DEATH
Dick Cheney cheated the reaper once again today, getting his blood clot diagnosed and treated before it traveled into his poison-impervious lungs.
US Vice-President Dick Cheney has a blood clot in his leg and is being treated with blood-thinning medication, his office has said.
This does mean he should theoretically cut down on the drinking, so pretty soon we're gonna be ruled by the only thing angrier and less stable than drunk Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney with the DTs.