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Election Day For Some Means No-Work-Day For All*! (*Re: Some)

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  • Happy Election Day! Today Chris Christie could lose more than just weight, though really, he could lose some weight. [New York Times]
  • Political capital, political capital Obama Corzine political politics-word capital. [AP]
  • The North Korean Army has taken control of the economy, the country's food supply, their natural resources, etc. [Washington Post]
  • President of Irony (!!) Hamid Karzai—who, you'll recall, won Afghanistan's presidential election without even definitely receiving more votes than his opponent—is suddenly so concerned about corruption. Classic projection is what this is. [CNN]
  • Two of Britain's biggest banks—think: about the size of any random American ATMs, like right?—agreed to withhold executive bonuses in exchange for $40 billion "pounds." (This is one of Corzine's famous Christie Fatjokes.) [Times Online]
  • Hillary Clinton has been really going the extra mile lately in terms of trying to convince all Muslims on Earth to refrain from hating her. [Reuters]
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Ann Coulter is not impressed with Donald Trump's presumptuous plan to stop ripping babies away from their mothers and sending them to infant prison. For quite a while, Ann has been obsessively lamenting the very idea that American people even have children to "fill their lives with joy," but now (lol, "now") Ann has shifted her rage to immigrant people. Every time you watch her waving her alien-length arms around in a ritualistic frenzy over how shitty liberals are, just remember that we have already seen the emptiness of her soul laid bare. Remember that time she wanted to eat your baby because you got a tax credit?

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It's just another Wednesday in an America that snatched kids from their parents and locked them up in old Walmarts. Trump just signed an unneeded executive order ending his heinous child separation policy, but his "the bad guy mobster in a mobster movie" tactics might've had some permanent damage. What remains of the shriveled-up soul of the grand old poor-screwing Republican party has finally had enough.

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