The Yeas & Nays boys at Examiner went over to the Mayflower hotel in DC and checked out the very room where Eliot Spitzer *allegedly* had sex with an employee of the Emperor's Club VIP. We give this room five Whore Diamonds -- too trashy for that pretentious "Maya," but good for most hookers. Check out more pics of where Eliot's ladyfriend Spitz, over at Y&N's site! [Yeas & Nays]