Eliot Spitzer's Blurry-Faced $4,300 Prostitute

It's no capital crime.
Is this ex-governor Eliot's very expensive lady friend? Maybe! The New York Post claims this is her old website page. We've already dug up a whole bunch of Emperor's VIP Sexy Club website stuff, but this is the first we've seen of the alleged Ms. Kristen, if that is her real name. She seems like a very pretty, classy sex-worker girl but it is a shame how she lost her nipples and any visible features of her face during a tragic gourmet-dining accident. [PAGE SIX]

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