What do you have to do these days to become the director of the Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection? The precedent set by Keyboard Cat and Mike Gravel is quite clear: You need to make a musical YouTube video, something the kids can "grind to." But Elizabeth Warren doesn't have time for such trifles, and that is why "The Main Street Brigade" -- a pro-Warren death squad -- made a sick YouTube beat in her honor. "Got A New Sheriff" is the new #1 best song for getting your dry-hump on. The sounds are so smooth, it's as if Elizabeth Warren is delicately tickling the inside of your ear, with her tongue, in the most sexual way possible. Yes. [Yeas & Nays/YouTube]