Elizabeth Warren Presents The Democratic Nice Smart People Debate Jamboree Plus Tim Ryan And Tulsi
It is NICE TIME GODDAMMIT.
How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.
There is no drinking game, because we're all terribly MATOOR now and drinking games are FOR RUFFIANS and also I haven't been able to drink all month since that dumb dick sued me and I ended up in the ER with chest pains and if MAMA AIN'T DRINKING AIN'T NOBODY DRINKING, just kidding, you do how you do. Hey, here is an idea! You could always send money!
While you are waiting for the debate to start, why not go read Ashley Feinberg's perfect zaprudering of ... christ this 2016 pileup of fucking dumb. Tonight will not be a pileup of fucking dumb, unless Tim Ryan ... well, it's best not to worry our beautiful minds.
See you back here in a minute, jerks! AND THEN WE ... we do not rumble, we are goofballs and nerds!
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He admires his ability to see all sides, except the unpopular one, or the hard-to-understand one he hasn't heard about one hundred times already.
Why not bring the beautiful cow Gem into the debate? That would be a nice courtesy to Devin Nunes. I thought at least Tim Ryan might not be too selfish to think of it.