Elton John Pleads Not Guilty To Arizona Shooting Deaths
Jared Loughner pleaded not guilty today in federal court in Phoenix. Sure thing! Good luck with that! But according to courtroom illustrations, it wasn't Loughner who entered the plea, but someone who appeared to be beloved recording artist/dear friend of Rush Limbaugh Elton John. C'mon Arizona, you can't prosecute the gays for this. [ CTV ]
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.
It was probably inspired by Whitney Houston singing "Shaving Off My Muff For You".