EMILY's List Makes Bid For Sarah Palin's Furry Vote
Get it? "Mama grizzlies"? You get it. Real women voters get dressed up in animal costumes and makeup and have sex with each other. Ooooooooh! Sarah Palin is gonna be so mad that you said she doesn't speak for lesbian furries!
You do realize, EMILY's list, that you don't have to frame your politics according to every stupid thing that comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth? There are actual smart and witty ways to say your beliefs are better. But you're right, it's not as sexy as this yiffing, so never mind.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Donate money to female candidates who believe in sex with adults dressed up as animals or else! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! [YouTube]