Adding to her numerous list of decadent crimes, the first lady also terrorized New York city personally, shouting "Let them eat cake!" from Air Force One. [HillBuzz]

America's #1 source for contemporary art news, Breitbart, says that liberal artists only create propaganda, which is true, because not all art can be about Ayn Rand. [Big Hollywood]

The most patriotic gay confirms fisting within the Log Cabin Republicans. [Gay Patriot]

Global Warming is a farce because some idiot farm-astrology textbook says so. [Daily Mail]