Eric Cantor's Choose Your Own Shitty Flash Adventure
Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) has punished his poor interns by forcing them to put together a terrible flash video game in which you choose your own "CARRIED INTEREST ADVENTURE." Private Equity is at risk and only you can save it! There's a "deep throat" in a parking garage warning about how Nancy Pelosi is attacking our pension funds from her invisible Wonder Woman plane and the villain is Charlie Rangel or something and really it's too utterly insane to even mock. Go play it!
Carried Interest Adventure [Eric Cantor]