Ethics Committee Slaps Larry Craig With Piece of Paper
The best AP article ever, in its entirety:
WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Senate Ethics Committee says Idaho Sen. Larry Craig acted improperly in a men's room sex sting. In a letter Wednesday, the ethics panel says Craig's attempt to withdraw his guilty plea in a June arrest at a Minneapolis airport was an effort to evade legal consequences of his own actions.
The letter says Craig's actions brought discredit on the Senate.
The panel took no further action.
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